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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4159067" data-attributes="member: 14320">Mr. And Mrs. JonesMrs. Jones had a feeling that her husband was cheating onher so she got two of the kids from next door to spyon him and see if he was cheating on her. The two boys climbed up a tree and lookedonto Mrs. Jones's bedroom window and saw Mr.Jones having sex with Miss Smith and went back and toldMrs. Jones what they saw.It happened three times in one week which upset Mrs. Jones,so she filed for divorce. While in court the judge asked if Mrs. Jones had anywitnesses, to which she replied, "Yes, two boys from next door."The judge asked one of the boys to explain what he saw.He said, "Judge, I climbed up in the tree and saw Miss Smithand Mr. Jones take off all there clothes and started fuck-in."With that the Judge got upset and said, "You can't usethat language in this court," and through him out.When he asked the second boy to explain what he saw, he toldhim to explain to him without using the bad language."Well, Judge," he said, "there was Mr. Jones and Miss Smith in thebedroom, and they took off all their clothes. There was ten toes up and ten toes down,Two big asses going round and round,Meat fly in and meat fly out,If that ain't fuck-in you can kick me out!" .....Paul picked this woman up in a nightclub and took herhome. While they were walking home he didn't say athing."You're not the communicative type, are you?" she saidas they were undressing."Nah," Paul replied and pulled out his old fella. "I doall my talking with this.""Damn," said the girl as she leaned forward to look."You don't have much to say, do you?".....Q. What's the definition of a woman?A. Life support for a vagina.Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?A. When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.</blockquote>

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