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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4160332" data-attributes="member: 14320">10 LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR SENIORS1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actuallyin bed with you.2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.6. Keep extra polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up underthe bed.7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.10. Don't even think about trying it twice.________I'm in love with a girl who doesn't evenknow I'm alive -- she thinks she got mewith her long range rifle, but she missed.My husband bought me a mood ring the other day.When I'm in a good mood it turns green.When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead.________1. Man Who Stand On Toilet High On Pot.2. Girl Who Sits On Judges Lap Get Horrible Discharge.3. Man Who Has Penis In Peanut Jar Is Fu**ing Nuts.4. Passionate Kiss Like Spider Web--Soon Lead To UndoingOf Fly5. Man Who Farts In Church Must Sit In Own Pew.6. Man Who Eats Jelly Beans Farts In Color.</blockquote>

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