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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4168202" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Politically Correct</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Notification to all staff regarding language:</p><p>Due to the politically correct movement, employees of this store must change the language they use in the presence of customers. The following is a translation list for employee reference:</p><p>*No fucking way - I’m fairly sure that’s not feasible</p><p>*You’re fucking kidding - Really?</p><p>*Who the fuck are you - Hi, we haven’t met..</p><p>*Tell someone who gives a fuck - Have you run that by..</p><p>*No cunt told me - I wasn’t involved in that project</p><p>*You don’t know shit - You seem perplexed</p><p>*What the fuck do you want? - Hello, may I help you?</p><p>*She’s a ball-busting bitch - She’s assertive</p><p>*This place is fucked - We’re a bit disorganized today</p><p>*Stick it up your arse - No thanks</p><p>*You’re a fucking wanka - You are my supervisor and I respect you</p><p>*You fat fucking loser - Gee, that was unfortunate</p><p>*I don’t give a shit - I’ll certainly think it over</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">uuuuu</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Mary had a little snatch,a teeny tiny hole.</p><p></p><p>Johnny couldn’t fit it in, his massive manly pole.</p><p></p><p>He greased her up, squirmed and shoved, and pinched her little tit,</p><p></p><p>But nothing seemed to work for him, the damn thing would not fit!</p><p></p><p>So Mary drank a lot of wine, and smoked a little grass,</p><p></p><p>And just as she was passing out, he shoved it up her ass!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">uuuuu</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q. Why do women enjoy giving blow jobs?</p><p>A. They know it's about the only time that they can get anything</p><p>straight in their heads.</p><p></p><p>Q. Did you hear about the guy who went to visit the Home for the</p><p>Profoundly Retarded and met a young female patient there who</p><p>had practically nothing on?</p><p>A. When he went back to revisit nine months later she had a little moron.</p><p></p><p>Q. What do vampires use as snack crackers?</p><p>A. Scabs.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4168202, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Politically Correct[/COLOR][/B] Notification to all staff regarding language: Due to the politically correct movement, employees of this store must change the language they use in the presence of customers. The following is a translation list for employee reference: *No fucking way - I’m fairly sure that’s not feasible *You’re fucking kidding - Really? *Who the fuck are you - Hi, we haven’t met.. *Tell someone who gives a fuck - Have you run that by.. *No cunt told me - I wasn’t involved in that project *You don’t know shit - You seem perplexed *What the fuck do you want? - Hello, may I help you? *She’s a ball-busting bitch - She’s assertive *This place is fucked - We’re a bit disorganized today *Stick it up your arse - No thanks *You’re a fucking wanka - You are my supervisor and I respect you *You fat fucking loser - Gee, that was unfortunate *I don’t give a shit - I’ll certainly think it over [B][COLOR="Red"]uuuuu[/COLOR][/B] Mary had a little snatch,a teeny tiny hole. Johnny couldn’t fit it in, his massive manly pole. He greased her up, squirmed and shoved, and pinched her little tit, But nothing seemed to work for him, the damn thing would not fit! So Mary drank a lot of wine, and smoked a little grass, And just as she was passing out, he shoved it up her ass! [B][COLOR="Red"]uuuuu[/COLOR][/B] Q. Why do women enjoy giving blow jobs? A. They know it's about the only time that they can get anything straight in their heads. Q. Did you hear about the guy who went to visit the Home for the Profoundly Retarded and met a young female patient there who had practically nothing on? A. When he went back to revisit nine months later she had a little moron. Q. What do vampires use as snack crackers? A. Scabs. [/QUOTE]
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