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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4169482" data-attributes="member: 14320">Some Points To Ponder:~*~ Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into myown pants.~*~ Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.~*~ I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. So I said"Implants?"~*~ I don't do drugs anymore. I get the same effect just standing upfast.~*~ Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."~*~ I have my own little world. But it's OK. they know me here.~*~ I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or amoaner.~*~ If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?~*~ I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them getelected.~*~ There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shit head's.~*~ I love being married. It's so great to find that one special personyou want to annoy for the rest of your life.~*~ I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.~*~ Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutivedays I've stayed alive.~*~ How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50for Miss America?~*~ Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeingsection in a swimming pool?~*~ Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?~*~ Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.~*~ Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words:"Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!*~^~*~^~*Little Johnny was out with his dad in the park when he spotted a womanabout to breast feed her baby. She unbuttoned her blouse, rolled out avery large breast and popped the rosy nipple into the child's mouth."Dad! What's that woman doing to that baby?" Little Johnny asked."Relax, son. She's just feeding him," his father replied."Get the fuck outta here!" Little Johnny exclaimed. "There's no wayhe'll eat all of that!"</blockquote>

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