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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4170617" data-attributes="member: 14320">Mrs. Jones went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge. He instructed her to get undressed and lie down on the examining table. She did so.... The doctor put on rubber gloves and began to massage her "private parts." After a couple of minutes he asked, "How does that feel?" "Wonderful," she replied, "but the discharge is from my ear."bbbbbJohnny woke up in the middle of the night and cried until his mothercame in to see what was the matter. "I have to make pee pee", wailedLittle Johnny."All right," said his mother, "I'll take you to the bathroom.""No" insisted Little Johnny, "I want Grandma.""Don't be silly, I can do the same thing as Grandma," said his motherfirmly.""Nuh-uh. Her hands shake." replied Little Johnny.bbbbbA therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her husband to spice things up.She replied, "You mean imagine that it's good?!"bbbbbSome good put-downs...ya' never know when you'll need one!*I refuse to enter a battle of the wits with you --it's against my morals to attack an unarmed person.*Are your parents cousins?*Your teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.*Nice face...what are you going to do when the baboon wants his ass back?*Oh my God, look at you! Anyone else hurt in the accident?*What other problems do you have besides being unemployed, a moron and a dork?*Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?</blockquote>