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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4178126" data-attributes="member: 14320"> Bumper Stickers Seen In Michigan...."IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The Earth Is Full - Go Home.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Illiterate? Write For Help.~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Honk If Anything Falls Off.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost, But is Miles From The Next Exit.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Fight Crime: Shoot Back!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(The following bumper sticker was Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) If YouCan Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Also Are Timed For 70 mph~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ax Me About Ebonics.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Boldly Going Nowhere.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Heart Attacks: God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BECHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON</blockquote>