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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4226903" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">NURSERY RHYMES CHILDREN MIGHT'VE MISSED:</span></strong></p><p></p><p>MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB</p><p>Her father shot it dead.</p><p>Now it goes to school with her,</p><p>Between two hunks of bread.</p><p></p><p>JACK AND JILL Went up the hill</p><p>To have a little fun.</p><p>Stupid Jill forgot the pill</p><p>And now they have a son.</p><p></p><p>HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,</p><p>Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.</p><p>All the kings' horses,</p><p>And all the kings' men.</p><p>Had scrambled eggs,</p><p>For breakfast again.</p><p></p><p>HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,</p><p>All over the bedside clock.</p><p>The little dog laughed to see such fun,</p><p>Then died of electric shock.</p><p></p><p>GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,</p><p>Kissed the girls and made them cry.</p><p>And when the boys came out to play,</p><p>He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">**********</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q: How does a man keep his youth?</p><p>A: By giving her money, furs, and jewels.</p><p></p><p>Oral sex is a matter of taste.</p><p></p><p>Thought for the Day: The American Indians found out</p><p>what happens when you don't control immigration.</p><p></p><p>Q: What is the difference between Congress and a condom?</p><p>A: You can only fit one prick into a condom.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you get when you give a faggot Alzheimer's?</p><p>A: A guy who spends all day wondering why his ass hurts.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4226903, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]NURSERY RHYMES CHILDREN MIGHT'VE MISSED:[/COLOR][/B] MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun, Then died of electric shock. GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry. And when the boys came out to play, He kissed them too 'cause he was gay. [B][COLOR="Red"]**********[/COLOR][/B] Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs, and jewels. Oral sex is a matter of taste. Thought for the Day: The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration. Q: What is the difference between Congress and a condom? A: You can only fit one prick into a condom. Q: What do you get when you give a faggot Alzheimer's? A: A guy who spends all day wondering why his ass hurts. [/QUOTE]
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