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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4237147" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>When the milkman found a note on one of his customer's</p><p>door asking for 16 gallons instead of the usual quart,</p><p>he rang the bell.</p><p>Sorry to bother you, ma'am," he said, "but are you sure</p><p>you want sixteen gallons of milk today?"</p><p>Oh, yes," said the lady of the house. "I'm going to take</p><p>a milk bath."</p><p>Do you want it pasteurized?"</p><p>No, just up to my tits would be fine."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">lllll</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Finding his wife in bed with another man, the dismayed</p><p>husband cried out, "Jan what are you doing?"</p><p>Turning to her lover, the wife frowned and said,</p><p>"Didn't I tell you he was a fucking idiot?"</p><p></p><p>Why do blondes wear tampons?</p><p>Because crabs like Bungie Jumping too.</p><p></p><p>Q. What's a queers favorite dish in a Chinese restaurant?</p><p>A. Cream of Sum Yung Guy.</p><p></p><p>Q. What's the definition of "hell on earth?"</p><p>A. A blind lesbian in a fish store.</p><p></p><p>Q. What did the lesbian bumper sticker say?</p><p>A. "Save a tree. Eat a beaver."</p><p></p><p>Q. What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?</p><p>A. Fur Traders</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">lllll</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the Deep South. </p><p>He got a ride from a mean-looking trucker.</p><p>After riding about 30 miles in silence the youth finally said,</p><p>"Well, aren't you going to ask me?" </p><p></p><p>"Ask you what?" replied the trucker. </p><p>"If I'm a boy or a girl..." answered the youth. </p><p></p><p>"Don't matter," replied the trucker, "I’m gonna fuck ya anyway</p></blockquote><p></p>

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