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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4237886" data-attributes="member: 14320">Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?"The other replies, "Oh sure I do."The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?""I suck on a lifesaver."After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"=====Q: How can a woman tell when it is time to stop breast feeding her son?A: When he starts selling meal tickets to his friends.Q: What is the most critical thing to remember in having sex with an elephant?A: Never, ever let her get on top.=====A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?"She says, "What's that?"He says, "We go to my house and fuck, and then you disappear."=====Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You havebeen married three years and still no children. I hadhopes of being a grandmother by now.Daughter: I just don't know, Mom! Billy tries all thetime, it's just that I have a lot of trouble swallowing.=====Three guys are sitting in a bar having a few drinks together.One guy says, "So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild?""Well," says the second guy, "After making love, I go out to thegarden and pick some roses. Then I take the petals off andsprinkle them all over her body. Then I blow them off with asoft breath that drives her wild."Next guy says, "After making love, I get some baby oil andmassage it gently all over her body, and that drives her wild!"Last guy says, "When me and the old lady are through,I jump out of bed and wipe my cock on the curtain.Drives her fucking nuts!"</blockquote>

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