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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4261676" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>Why Vibrators Are Better Than Men......</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p>*It's happy to keep going until we're satisfied.</p><p>*Vibrators don't prematurely ejaculate.</p><p>*A vibrator doesn't have an orgasm first and then just stop "vibrating."</p><p>*They don't get tired after the first time.</p><p>*You never have to lie to a vibrator by saying it was good or ...</p><p>that you had an orgasm.</p><p>*Vibrators never go limp and rubbery,you simply replace</p><p>the batteries when it tires.</p><p>*Batteries are cheaper than pick up trucks!!</p><p>*You can throw them in a drawer and only take them out when you want to!</p><p>*Vibrators don't hog the remote ... Nor the computer!!</p><p>*We can get a bigger one or one that has better options</p><p>whenever you want without being called a slut.</p><p>*Position is your choice, not his.</p><p>*You don't have to suck it.</p><p>*It always is hard.</p><p>*It doesn't leave a mess behind.</p><p>*You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it.</p><p>*It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs.</p><p>*It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards.</p><p>*You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home.</p><p>*You don't have to cook it breakfast and pretend to be</p><p>interested in it the next morning.</p><p>*They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you</p><p>are in the mood.</p><p>*They never drink too much and embarrass you.</p><p>*You don't have to tell the vibrator he's the best you ever had!</p><p>*Safe sex without a rubber</p><p>*Vibrators do what you want them to do at ALL times!</p><p>*Vibrators are portable so you can do it any time, any where you want!!</p><p>*They never ask how they were.</p><p>*They don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you.</p><p>*You don't have to stroke its ego.</p><p>*They never wake up at 4 a.m. asking for another get-go.</p><p>*It doesn't leave a wet spot.</p><p>*It doesn't require "a little lip action"to get hard.</p><p>*It has no problem finding the "g spot."</p><p>*You know exactly where its been.</p><p>*Vibrators don't care if you get crumbs in the bed.</p><p>*Vibrators don't get jealous if you have 2 or more.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4261676, member: 14320"] [B] Why Vibrators Are Better Than Men......[/B] *It's happy to keep going until we're satisfied. *Vibrators don't prematurely ejaculate. *A vibrator doesn't have an orgasm first and then just stop "vibrating." *They don't get tired after the first time. *You never have to lie to a vibrator by saying it was good or ... that you had an orgasm. *Vibrators never go limp and rubbery,you simply replace the batteries when it tires. *Batteries are cheaper than pick up trucks!! *You can throw them in a drawer and only take them out when you want to! *Vibrators don't hog the remote ... Nor the computer!! *We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever you want without being called a slut. *Position is your choice, not his. *You don't have to suck it. *It always is hard. *It doesn't leave a mess behind. *You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it. *It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs. *It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards. *You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home. *You don't have to cook it breakfast and pretend to be interested in it the next morning. *They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you are in the mood. *They never drink too much and embarrass you. *You don't have to tell the vibrator he's the best you ever had! *Safe sex without a rubber *Vibrators do what you want them to do at ALL times! *Vibrators are portable so you can do it any time, any where you want!! *They never ask how they were. *They don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you. *You don't have to stroke its ego. *They never wake up at 4 a.m. asking for another get-go. *It doesn't leave a wet spot. *It doesn't require "a little lip action"to get hard. *It has no problem finding the "g spot." *You know exactly where its been. *Vibrators don't care if you get crumbs in the bed. *Vibrators don't get jealous if you have 2 or more. [/QUOTE]
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