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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4265579" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Little Johnny says to his mother, "Mom, is the lady next door</p><p>bionic?"</p><p>"Of course not, why do you ask Little Johnny?" said his mother. "</p><p>Oh, it's just that I heard Dad telling Uncle Bob that he had screwed</p><p>her eyes out!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">KKKKK</span></strong></p><p></p><p>What do you call two women in a freezer?</p><p>Cold cunts.</p><p></p><p>What did Wendy say when she stuck her hand down Ronald McDonald's pants?</p><p>"Where's the beef?"</p><p></p><p>What do you call a faggot in the navy?</p><p>A Rear Admiral.</p><p></p><p>Why are men Thinkers and women Talkers?</p><p>Because men have two heads and women have four lips.</p><p></p><p>When is the only time you should fake an orgasm?</p><p>When you have a Rotweiller rooting your leg.</p><p></p><p>What's the difference between a lollipop and a penis?</p><p>If you lick a lollipop, it becomes smaller... but if you lick a penis it becomes bigger!</p><p></p><p>What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?</p><p>Spitting, swallowing and gargling.</p><p></p><p>Proctologist: "Do you know I just pulled a dozen roses out of your rectum?"</p><p>Gay patient: "Is that so? What's the card say?"</p><p></p><p>What's blue and comes in Brownies?</p><p>Cub Scouts.</p><p></p><p>Where do women pilots sit?</p><p>In the cuntpit.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">KKKKK</span></strong></p><p></p><p>The young couple is on their honeymoon. After a few hours of</p><p>exhausting great sex he says, "Now you won't see me for a while."</p><p></p><p>"We're on our honeymoon!" she exclaims. "Where do you think</p><p>you're going?"</p><p></p><p>"Nowhere, Sweetie," he says. "Please turn over."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4265579, member: 14320"] Little Johnny says to his mother, "Mom, is the lady next door bionic?" "Of course not, why do you ask Little Johnny?" said his mother. " Oh, it's just that I heard Dad telling Uncle Bob that he had screwed her eyes out!" [B][COLOR="Red"]KKKKK[/COLOR][/B] What do you call two women in a freezer? Cold cunts. What did Wendy say when she stuck her hand down Ronald McDonald's pants? "Where's the beef?" What do you call a faggot in the navy? A Rear Admiral. Why are men Thinkers and women Talkers? Because men have two heads and women have four lips. When is the only time you should fake an orgasm? When you have a Rotweiller rooting your leg. What's the difference between a lollipop and a penis? If you lick a lollipop, it becomes smaller... but if you lick a penis it becomes bigger! What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling. Proctologist: "Do you know I just pulled a dozen roses out of your rectum?" Gay patient: "Is that so? What's the card say?" What's blue and comes in Brownies? Cub Scouts. Where do women pilots sit? In the cuntpit. [B][COLOR="Red"]KKKKK[/COLOR][/B] The young couple is on their honeymoon. After a few hours of exhausting great sex he says, "Now you won't see me for a while." "We're on our honeymoon!" she exclaims. "Where do you think you're going?" "Nowhere, Sweetie," he says. "Please turn over." [/QUOTE]
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