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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4282160" data-attributes="member: 14320">A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath."Mom", he asked, "are these my brains?""Not yet," she replied.o0o0o0A little girl is sitting in a barbershop, eating aTwinkie, while the barber cuts her hair. The barber looks down and says,"Sweetheart, you're getting hair on your Twinkie."The little girl looks up with a big smile and says, "Iknow, and I'm getting titties too!!!!"o0o0o0"Mommy, what's a lesbian?""Go ask Daddy she'll know."o0o0o0"Well," replies Fred, "truth be known, I'm just bored with fuckin' thesame hole night after night after night.I guess I'm hankering' for a bit of variety."Jim replied, "Well, if you want variety, why don't you just, you know,turn her over every now and again?"Fred says, "What? And have a house full of kids?"o0o0o0The businessman spent a good half an hour in the hotel loungebragging to the hooker about how big his dick was. Finally shesuggested they retire to his room and check it out, and hewillingly agreed.The guy stripped off his clothes, jumped on top of the hooker,entered her, and said triumphantly, "Why don't you open yourmouth, baby, so I can see the end of my prick?""Open my mouth?" scoffed the hooker. "Why don't you wiggle yourass so I can feel it?"</blockquote>

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