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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4284943" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>10 Words That Don't Exist But Should ......</strong></p><p></p><p>1. <strong>AQUADEXTROUS</strong> (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.</p><p></p><p>2. <strong>CARPERPETUATION</strong> (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.</p><p></p><p>3. <strong>DISCONFECT</strong> (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of confection (lollipop) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.</p><p></p><p>4. <strong>ELBONICS</strong> (el bon'iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.</p><p></p><p>5. FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.</p><p></p><p>6. <strong>LACTOMANGULATION</strong> (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.</p><p></p><p>7. <strong>PEPPIER</strong> (peph ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground pepper.</p><p></p><p>8. <strong>PHONESIA</strong> (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.</p><p></p><p>9. <strong>PUPKUS</strong> (pup'kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.</p><p></p><p>10. <strong>TELECRASTINATION</strong> (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Handy Hints</span></strong></p><p></p><p>*A mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock, will prevent you from going back to sleep.</p><p></p><p>*Make bath times as much fun for kiddies as a visit to the seaside by pouring a bucket of sand, a bag of salt and a dog turd into the bath.</p><p>*An empty aluminum cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.</p><p></p><p>*Recreate the fun of a visit to a public swimming pool in your own home by filling the bath with cold water, adding two bottles of bleach, then urinating into it, before jumping in.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4284943, member: 14320"] [B]10 Words That Don't Exist But Should ......[/B] 1. [B]AQUADEXTROUS[/B] (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes. 2. [B]CARPERPETUATION[/B] (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance. 3. [B]DISCONFECT[/B] (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of confection (lollipop) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs. 4. [B]ELBONICS[/B] (el bon'iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater. 5. FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug. 6. [B]LACTOMANGULATION[/B] (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side. 7. [B]PEPPIER[/B] (peph ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground pepper. 8. [B]PHONESIA[/B] (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer. 9. [B]PUPKUS[/B] (pup'kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it. 10. [B]TELECRASTINATION[/B] (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away. [B][COLOR="Teal"]Handy Hints[/COLOR][/B] *A mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock, will prevent you from going back to sleep. *Make bath times as much fun for kiddies as a visit to the seaside by pouring a bucket of sand, a bag of salt and a dog turd into the bath. *An empty aluminum cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator. *Recreate the fun of a visit to a public swimming pool in your own home by filling the bath with cold water, adding two bottles of bleach, then urinating into it, before jumping in. [/QUOTE]
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