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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4290434" data-attributes="member: 14320">Green ShitA man walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "Give me a shot of that green shit you haveover there."The bartender said, "I don't know about that, sir, it's pretty strong."The man replied, "Good, give me two shots. I just found out my older son's gay."The bartender understood and gave the man two shots of the green shit.The next night the same man walked into the bar and said, "Give me four shots of that green shitfrom last night."The bartender said, "Are you sure about that?"The man said, "Yes, I just found out that my younger son is gay."The bartender understood and gave him four shots of the green shit.Then the next night the man went back to the bar and said, "Give me eight shots of that green shit."The bartender said, "I don't think I can do that."The man said, "Please, I had a horrible day."The bartender said, "Doesn't anyone in your family eat pussy?"The man said, "Yeah, my wife."______________There was a young man from Calcutta,Who peeped through a hole in a shutter,But all he could see,Was his wife's bare knee,And the arse of the man who was up her.I once met a girl called Miss BishWho had habits like tropical fishShe would fasten her lipsClose to ones hipsAnd swallow ones cum in small sipsThere once was a clergyman's daughter,Who detested the pony he bought her,Till she found that his dong,was as hard and as long,As the prayers her father had tought herShe married a fellow named Tony,Who soon caught her f***ing the pony,He cried, "What's 'e got,My dear, that I've not?!"She sighed, "Just a yard long bologna."</blockquote>

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