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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4294306" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">The Old Tribesman</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an</p><p>old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear</p><p>pressed firmly against the blacktop. The father of the family asked the</p><p>old tribesman what he was doing. The tribesman began to speak..."woman,</p><p>late thirties, three kids, one barking dog in late model, Four door</p><p>station wagon, traveling like herd of stampeding fucking buffalo ".</p><p>"That's amazing" exclaimed the father. "You can tell all of that by</p><p>just listening to the ground"? "No", said the old tribesman. "The bitch ran</p><p>over me five minutes ago"!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">!!!!!</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Definitions:</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Cotton Balls: The final stage of beer nuts. </p><p></p><p>Octopus: An eight-sided vagina. </p><p></p><p>Woodpecker: A 17th century prosthetic device. </p><p></p><p>Cowhand: An occupational disability common among </p><p>dairy farmers. </p><p></p><p>Anticlimax: What my uncle made my auntie do during sex.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">!!!!!</span></strong></p><p></p><p>What's this?</p><p></p><p>"Give it here!"</p><p>"NO, IT'S MINE!"</p><p>"I said let me have it!"</p><p>"NO! IT'S MY TURN!"</p><p>"Come on! Give it to me!"</p><p>"NO WAY!"</p><p></p><p>Siamese twins whacking off.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">!!!!!</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Newlywed Bride: "Will you love me when I'm old?"</p><p></p><p>Newlywed Groom: "Love you? I shall idolize you. </p><p>I shall worship the ground that you walk on. </p><p>I shall.... errrr....uhhhhh.....</p><p>You're NOT going to look like your mother, are you?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4294306, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]The Old Tribesman[/COLOR][/B] A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop. The father of the family asked the old tribesman what he was doing. The tribesman began to speak..."woman, late thirties, three kids, one barking dog in late model, Four door station wagon, traveling like herd of stampeding fucking buffalo ". "That's amazing" exclaimed the father. "You can tell all of that by just listening to the ground"? "No", said the old tribesman. "The bitch ran over me five minutes ago"! [B][COLOR="Red"]!!!!![/COLOR] [COLOR="Teal"]Definitions:[/COLOR][/B] Cotton Balls: The final stage of beer nuts. Octopus: An eight-sided vagina. Woodpecker: A 17th century prosthetic device. Cowhand: An occupational disability common among dairy farmers. Anticlimax: What my uncle made my auntie do during sex. [B][COLOR="Red"] !!!!![/COLOR][/B] What's this? "Give it here!" "NO, IT'S MINE!" "I said let me have it!" "NO! IT'S MY TURN!" "Come on! Give it to me!" "NO WAY!" Siamese twins whacking off. [B][COLOR="Red"]!!!!![/COLOR][/B] Newlywed Bride: "Will you love me when I'm old?" Newlywed Groom: "Love you? I shall idolize you. I shall worship the ground that you walk on. I shall.... errrr....uhhhhh..... You're NOT going to look like your mother, are you?" [/QUOTE]
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