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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4326499" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>On Being A Woman/Man</strong></p><p></p><p><em><strong>It’s inevitable. Whenever the subject of males and females come up, I’m on or close to my period, and the man I'm talking to (because I have no girl friends) always says “I’m glad I’m a man.” No man, it seems want to even contemplate dealing with cramps and PMS. This makes me wonder… is it really better to be a man, or a woman? Keep in mind that these reasons are not all from my point of view. For instance, I really have no problem with a toilet seat being up or with men watching football.</strong></em></p><p></p><p><strong> Man</strong></p><p>1. No period, no cramps, no PMS, no sore breasts, no crying for no reason because your hormones are out of control that day.</p><p>2. Orgasm every time. No waiting on your partner to find your clit.</p><p>3. Less hygiene routine. No make-up, no curlers, no shaving of the legs, no plucking eyebrows. No bra, no thongs, no bikini’s, no high heels. No corsets, no dresses, no stockings.</p><p>4. Less pressure from society on body shape. You don’t have to be 20 pounds underweight to look like people in magazines think you should.</p><p>5. Acting like a man. No holding burps or farts in. No going to the bathroom in herds. Can scratch one’s balls in public.</p><p>6. Testosterone. It’s an excuse for just about everything from leaving the toilet seat up to getting drunk with a bunch of friends. Downside to testosterone is that you want to beat everyone up all the time.</p><p>7. Porn. Porn is made for men. Porn exists because men are visual creatures.</p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Woman</strong></p><p>1. No penis. No having a sensitive thing banging around between your legs. No getting kicked, pinned, etc… No system checks either. My clit will never check to see if it can erect in the middle of class for no reason.</p><p>2. Better looks. More curves, more pleasing shape. Less lumpy.</p><p>3. More sensitive. A woman’s nerves are closer to her skin, so she can feel more. Everywhere.</p><p>4. Pretty clothes. Male clothes are designed to wear. A woman’s clothing is designed to look good on her.</p><p>5. Less hair. No shaving of the face everyday, no icky armpit hair, no unibrow, no sideburns, no back hair, no ass hair.</p><p>6. No testosterone. I don’t want to kill everyone that makes me mad (nor do I get mad all the time). I don’t think that getting drunk and picking a fight is a good idea.</p><p>7. Breasts. Nipples are so sensitive. A woman’s nipples are sensitive to not only touch, but temperature and wetness also. I get more pleasure zones than a man does. Nyah Nyah.</p><p>8. Animals. I can have pet bunnies without anyone laughing at me. I can cry over baby birds and not have anyone look down on me for doing so.</p><p>9. Multiple orgasms. I get to come when I want to, and I don’t have to hold back or worry about being too fast. No thinking about baseball during sex to hold off a premature shoot-off.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4326499, member: 14320"] [B]On Being A Woman/Man[/B] [I][B]It’s inevitable. Whenever the subject of males and females come up, I’m on or close to my period, and the man I'm talking to (because I have no girl friends) always says “I’m glad I’m a man.” No man, it seems want to even contemplate dealing with cramps and PMS. This makes me wonder… is it really better to be a man, or a woman? Keep in mind that these reasons are not all from my point of view. For instance, I really have no problem with a toilet seat being up or with men watching football.[/B][/I] [B] Man[/B] 1. No period, no cramps, no PMS, no sore breasts, no crying for no reason because your hormones are out of control that day. 2. Orgasm every time. No waiting on your partner to find your clit. 3. Less hygiene routine. No make-up, no curlers, no shaving of the legs, no plucking eyebrows. No bra, no thongs, no bikini’s, no high heels. No corsets, no dresses, no stockings. 4. Less pressure from society on body shape. You don’t have to be 20 pounds underweight to look like people in magazines think you should. 5. Acting like a man. No holding burps or farts in. No going to the bathroom in herds. Can scratch one’s balls in public. 6. Testosterone. It’s an excuse for just about everything from leaving the toilet seat up to getting drunk with a bunch of friends. Downside to testosterone is that you want to beat everyone up all the time. 7. Porn. Porn is made for men. Porn exists because men are visual creatures. [B] Woman[/B] 1. No penis. No having a sensitive thing banging around between your legs. No getting kicked, pinned, etc… No system checks either. My clit will never check to see if it can erect in the middle of class for no reason. 2. Better looks. More curves, more pleasing shape. Less lumpy. 3. More sensitive. A woman’s nerves are closer to her skin, so she can feel more. Everywhere. 4. Pretty clothes. Male clothes are designed to wear. A woman’s clothing is designed to look good on her. 5. Less hair. No shaving of the face everyday, no icky armpit hair, no unibrow, no sideburns, no back hair, no ass hair. 6. No testosterone. I don’t want to kill everyone that makes me mad (nor do I get mad all the time). I don’t think that getting drunk and picking a fight is a good idea. 7. Breasts. Nipples are so sensitive. A woman’s nipples are sensitive to not only touch, but temperature and wetness also. I get more pleasure zones than a man does. Nyah Nyah. 8. Animals. I can have pet bunnies without anyone laughing at me. I can cry over baby birds and not have anyone look down on me for doing so. 9. Multiple orgasms. I get to come when I want to, and I don’t have to hold back or worry about being too fast. No thinking about baseball during sex to hold off a premature shoot-off. [/QUOTE]
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