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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4348164" data-attributes="member: 14320">An Overweight BlondeAn overweight blonde woman went to see her doctor one day, so that she could get some advice about going on a diet."Okay," said the doctor, "I recommend that you eat regularly for two days, then skip a day. Repeat this for two weeks and the next time that you see me you should have lost t least 5 pounds."Two weeks later the blonde see's her doctor again. She gets on the scales and the doctor is happy to see that she has lost nearly 30 pounds."So you followed my instructions then?" asked the doctor."Yes," the blonde nodded,"but I can tell you I thought I was going to drop dead on the third day!""From the hunger you mean?" asked the doctor, confused."No," replied the blonde, "From skipping all day!"=======An Indian brave came up to his chief."Oh Big Chief, why you give us the names you give?""Mmmmmmmm, when your cousin was born, I look outside the tepee and see the buffalo running in field. I name her Running Buffalo. And when your brother was born, I look outside tepee. I look up and see eagle flying over. I name him Flying Eagle. Why do you ask me this, Two Fucking Dogs?"=====What did the turd say to the arsehole?"I don't ever want to go through that again!""Hey babe, you have really small tits and a fantastically small cunt!""Shut up, and get the fuck off my back!"Why did the condom fly across the room?Because it was pissed off!</blockquote>

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