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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4351786" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Blonde Moments!</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a</p><p>show in a small town in Arkansas.</p><p>With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb</p><p>blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and</p><p>starts shouting:</p><p>"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think</p><p>you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's</p><p>hair</p><p>have to do with her worth as a human being?</p><p></p><p>It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work</p><p></p><p>and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person.</p><p>You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not</p><p>only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!"</p><p></p><p>The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells,</p><p></p><p>"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your</p><p>knee!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">-=-=-=-=-=</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A blonde calls the Delta Airlines and asks, "can you tell me how long</p><p>it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York city"?</p><p></p><p>The agent replies, Just a minute . . .</p><p></p><p>"Thank you" the blonde says, and hangs up.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">-=-=-=-=-=</span></strong></p><p></p><p>What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?</p><p>You only have to punch information into a computer once.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">-=-=-=-=-=</span></strong></p><p></p><p>How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?</p><p>She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, and wondering what she</p><p>did with her pencil.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4351786, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Blonde Moments![/COLOR][/B] A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee!" [B][COLOR="Red"]-=-=-=-=-=[/COLOR][/B] A blonde calls the Delta Airlines and asks, "can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York city"? The agent replies, Just a minute . . . "Thank you" the blonde says, and hangs up. [B][COLOR="Red"]-=-=-=-=-=[/COLOR][/B] What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once. [B][COLOR="Red"]-=-=-=-=-=[/COLOR][/B] How can you tell which blonde is the waitress? She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, and wondering what she did with her pencil. [/QUOTE]
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