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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4359250" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Gay Movie Titles</span></strong></p><p></p><p><em><strong>Brokeback Mountain, the new movie about a romance between two gay</strong></em></p><p><em><strong>cowboys, is getting rave reviews from some corners and vicious slams from others.</strong></em></p><p><em><strong>We're not going to get in the middle of that particular debate, but we</strong></em></p><p><em><strong>do think they could have come up with a better title.</strong></em></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"> THE TOP 13 GAY COWBOY MOVIES</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">(Part I)</span></strong></p><p></p><p>13> Thigh Noon</p><p></p><p>12> Have Buns, Will Fondle</p><p></p><p>11> Riding on Cows With Boys</p><p></p><p>10> Queer and Present Ranger</p><p></p><p>9> Bobby and Clyde</p><p></p><p>8> Men in Black Chaps</p><p></p><p>7> Bill & Ted's Exotic-Erotic Adventure</p><p></p><p>6> The Man Who Coordinated Liberty's Valances</p><p></p><p>5> Memoirs of a Gay Shane</p><p></p><p>4> Dude, Where's My Saddle Horn?</p><p></p><p>3> My Big Fat Redneck Civil Union</p><p></p><p>2> When Harry Met Wally</p><p></p><p>... and the Number 1 Gay Cowboy Movie ...</p><p></p><p>1> The Magnificent Sven </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">===</span></strong></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><strong> THE TOP 13 GAY COWBOY MOVIES (Part II)</strong></span></p><p></p><p>13> A Fistful of Fellers</p><p></p><p>12> High Nooner</p><p></p><p>11> Buns Tight at the SoGay Corral</p><p></p><p>10> Urbane Cowboy</p><p></p><p>9> Butch Cassidy and the Riverdance Kid</p><p></p><p>8> Dr. Range-Love</p><p></p><p>7> Harry Potter in the Closet of Fire</p><p></p><p>6> Four Civil Unions and a Hangin'</p><p></p><p>5> Flaming Saddles</p><p></p><p>4> Skivvy Slickers</p><p></p><p>3> Tool Hand Luke</p><p></p><p>2> Dances With Bears</p><p></p><p>... and the Number 1 Gay Cowboy Movie ...</p><p></p><p>1> Fun With Dick and Dick</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">===</span></strong></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><strong> THE TOP 13 GAY COWBOY MOVIES</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><strong><em>--------------------------------------------------------</em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><strong><em>The Runners Up & Honorable Mention submissions</em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><strong><em>--------------------------------------------------------</em></strong></span></p><p></p><p><strong>28 Gays Later</strong></p><p></p><p>How the West Was Wonderful!</p><p></p><p>Absolutely Fabulous Baker Boys</p><p></p><p>Bareback in Seattle</p><p></p><p>Harold and Kumar Go Shopping for Sleeveless T-Shirts</p><p></p><p>Oklahomo!</p><p></p><p>The Good, The Bad, and the Studly </p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"> The Top 13 Gay Cowboy Movies</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">(X-rated)</span></strong></p><p></p><p>10> Fellate Your Local Sheriff!</p><p></p><p>9> A Fisting for Dollars</p><p></p><p>8> Old Yeller Stain</p><p></p><p>7> Paint Your Wagon, Then Add a Couple of Chintz Throw Pillows</p><p></p><p>6> The Fellow's Lips on My Ring</p><p></p><p>5> Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Cocks</p><p></p><p>4> Poop Friction</p><p></p><p>3> Riders of the Purple Sausage</p><p></p><p>2> The Old Jism Trail</p><p></p><p>... and the Number 1 Gay Cowboy Movie ...</p><p></p><p>1> Sphincter's Lust</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Top 10 Things Not To Say To Your Girlfriends Parents</span></strong></p><p></p><p>10. Gee, Pops, you're not nearly as big an asshole as your daughter said</p><p>you are.</p><p>9. Wazzzaaaaap!</p><p>8. The water in your toilet tastes funny.</p><p>7.You got a spoon and a lighter I can borrow? I left mine at home.</p><p>6. No... No... It's OK. I kinda like it when your dog humps my leg.</p><p>5. Your daughter is attractive, but have you seen the tits on her friend Joanne?</p><p>4. Hi, Mr. Jones. I'm Bob. This is Chuck, George, Steve and the midget</p><p>is Sam. Is Sally ready?</p><p>3. (While honking horn in driveway) Hey! I'm waiting out hear! Send the bitch out!</p><p>2. You should be proud, Mr. And</p><p>Mrs. Smith, you've raised a good girl. I can't get her to blow me no matter what I say.</p><p></p><p>And the number 1 thing not to say when you meet your girlfriend's</p><p>parents for the first time:</p><p></p><p>1. Man, living under the same roof with a piece of ass like that, I bet you wish you were anyone else but her father.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong>&&&</strong></span> </p><p></p><p>One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss</p><p>each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an</p><p>air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and,</p><p>smiling, he says to her:</p><p></p><p>Him: "Darling, would you give me a blowjob?"</p><p>Her: "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"</p><p>Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"</p><p>Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"</p><p>Him: "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"</p><p>Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"</p><p>Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"</p><p>Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"</p><p>Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"</p><p>Her: "No, no. I just can't"</p><p>Him: "I beg you ... "</p><p>Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's</p><p>little sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a</p><p>sleepy voice she says. "Mom says to go ahead and give him a blowjob.</p><p>Otherwise I can do it. Or if need be, she can come down herself and</p><p>do it. But tell him to take his fuckin' hand off the intercom !!!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4359250, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Gay Movie Titles[/COLOR][/B] [I][B]Brokeback Mountain, the new movie about a romance between two gay cowboys, is getting rave reviews from some corners and vicious slams from others. We're not going to get in the middle of that particular debate, but we do think they could have come up with a better title.[/B][/I] [B][COLOR="Teal"] THE TOP 13 GAY COWBOY MOVIES (Part I)[/COLOR][/B] 13> Thigh Noon 12> Have Buns, Will Fondle 11> Riding on Cows With Boys 10> Queer and Present Ranger 9> Bobby and Clyde 8> Men in Black Chaps 7> Bill & Ted's Exotic-Erotic Adventure 6> The Man Who Coordinated Liberty's Valances 5> Memoirs of a Gay Shane 4> Dude, Where's My Saddle Horn? 3> My Big Fat Redneck Civil Union 2> When Harry Met Wally ... and the Number 1 Gay Cowboy Movie ... 1> The Magnificent Sven [B][COLOR="Red"]===[/COLOR][/B] [COLOR="Teal"][B] THE TOP 13 GAY COWBOY MOVIES (Part II)[/B][/COLOR] 13> A Fistful of Fellers 12> High Nooner 11> Buns Tight at the SoGay Corral 10> Urbane Cowboy 9> Butch Cassidy and the Riverdance Kid 8> Dr. Range-Love 7> Harry Potter in the Closet of Fire 6> Four Civil Unions and a Hangin' 5> Flaming Saddles 4> Skivvy Slickers 3> Tool Hand Luke 2> Dances With Bears ... and the Number 1 Gay Cowboy Movie ... 1> Fun With Dick and Dick [B][COLOR="Red"]===[/COLOR][/B] [COLOR="Teal"][B] THE TOP 13 GAY COWBOY MOVIES [I]-------------------------------------------------------- The Runners Up & Honorable Mention submissions --------------------------------------------------------[/I][/B][/COLOR] [B]28 Gays Later[/B] How the West Was Wonderful! Absolutely Fabulous Baker Boys Bareback in Seattle Harold and Kumar Go Shopping for Sleeveless T-Shirts Oklahomo! The Good, The Bad, and the Studly [B][COLOR="Teal"] The Top 13 Gay Cowboy Movies (X-rated)[/COLOR][/B] 10> Fellate Your Local Sheriff! 9> A Fisting for Dollars 8> Old Yeller Stain 7> Paint Your Wagon, Then Add a Couple of Chintz Throw Pillows 6> The Fellow's Lips on My Ring 5> Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Cocks 4> Poop Friction 3> Riders of the Purple Sausage 2> The Old Jism Trail ... and the Number 1 Gay Cowboy Movie ... 1> Sphincter's Lust [B][COLOR="Teal"]Top 10 Things Not To Say To Your Girlfriends Parents[/COLOR][/B] 10. Gee, Pops, you're not nearly as big an asshole as your daughter said you are. 9. Wazzzaaaaap! 8. The water in your toilet tastes funny. 7.You got a spoon and a lighter I can borrow? I left mine at home. 6. No... No... It's OK. I kinda like it when your dog humps my leg. 5. Your daughter is attractive, but have you seen the tits on her friend Joanne? 4. Hi, Mr. Jones. I'm Bob. This is Chuck, George, Steve and the midget is Sam. Is Sally ready? 3. (While honking horn in driveway) Hey! I'm waiting out hear! Send the bitch out! 2. You should be proud, Mr. And Mrs. Smith, you've raised a good girl. I can't get her to blow me no matter what I say. And the number 1 thing not to say when you meet your girlfriend's parents for the first time: 1. Man, living under the same roof with a piece of ass like that, I bet you wish you were anyone else but her father. [COLOR="Red"][B]&&&[/B][/COLOR] One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her: Him: "Darling, would you give me a blowjob?" Her: "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?" Him: "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!" Her: "No way. It's just too risky!" Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?" Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!" Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?" Her: "No, no. I just can't" Him: "I beg you ... " Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's little sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says. "Mom says to go ahead and give him a blowjob. Otherwise I can do it. Or if need be, she can come down herself and do it. But tell him to take his fuckin' hand off the intercom !!!! [/QUOTE]
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