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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4397030" data-attributes="member: 14320">Yankee Doodle DandyYank my doodle it's a dandy,Yank my doodle 'till I die,Make that wiener shoot fireworks,Just like the Fourth of July.I've got a Yankee doodle boner,I've had it since you rubbed my thigh,So yank my doodle if you please.That bulge is not a pony,Just stick your fingers up my ass,And stroke my macaroni.Yank my doodle it's so big,Clearly it's a dandy,Stick that sucker in your mouth,You'll swear it tastes like candy.Yank my doodle it's a dandy,Yank my doodle 'till I die,Lick that lizard 'till it's standing tall,Right through my pubic hair.If you like Yankee doodle peckers,I've got one that I can spare.So yank my doodle 'till it cums,Just point it toward your titties,They say that stuff is beauty cream,Let's make your titties pretty.Yank my doodle it's so big,Baby it's a dandy,Jerk that Turk and make it squirt,And keep a Kleenex handy.Yank my doodle it's a dandy,Yank my doodle 'till I die..YYYYYThere was a young lady from WheelingWho professed to no sexual feelingTil a cynic named BorisJust touched her clitorisAnd she had to be scraped off the ceilingThere once was a man named MortWhose dick was incredibly shortWhen he climbed into bedHis lady friend said"That's not a dick it's a wart."</blockquote>

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