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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4412141" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"> Confession</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Becky was on her deathbed. Her husband, Jake, was maintaining a vigil</p><p>by her side. He held her fragile hand, tears ran down his face. His</p><p>praying roused her from her slumber. She looked up and her pale lips</p><p>began to move slightly.</p><p></p><p>"My darling Jake," she whispered.</p><p></p><p>"Hush, my love," he said. "Rest. Shhh. Don't talk."</p><p></p><p>She was insistent. "Jake," she said in her tired voice. "I have</p><p>something I must confess to you."</p><p></p><p>"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Jake. "Everything's</p><p>all right, go to sleep."</p><p></p><p>"No, no. I must die in peace, Jake. I slept with your brother, your</p><p>best friend and your father."</p><p></p><p>"I know darling," he replied. "That's why I poisoned you."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">,,,</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q: Why did the blonde pee on the floor?</p><p>A: Because the sign said "wet floor."</p><p></p><p>Q: Why are coffins for blonde's shaped like a triangle?</p><p>A: Because every time their heads hit a pillow, their legs spread</p><p>open.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">,,,</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There once were three women from Birmingham</p><p>And this is the story concerning them.</p><p>They lifted the frock</p><p>and tickled the cock</p><p>of the Bishop while he was confirming them.</p><p></p><p>Now the Bishop was nobody's fool</p><p>(He'd gone to a good public school)</p><p>So he pulled down their britches</p><p>and buggered those bitches</p><p>with his ten inch Episcopal tool.</p><p></p><p>When he'd filled up the last one with goo</p><p>She said, as the Bishop withdrew</p><p>"The Vicar is thicker</p><p>and quicker and slicker</p><p>and longer and stronger than you!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4412141, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"] Confession[/COLOR][/B] Becky was on her deathbed. Her husband, Jake, was maintaining a vigil by her side. He held her fragile hand, tears ran down his face. His praying roused her from her slumber. She looked up and her pale lips began to move slightly. "My darling Jake," she whispered. "Hush, my love," he said. "Rest. Shhh. Don't talk." She was insistent. "Jake," she said in her tired voice. "I have something I must confess to you." "There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Jake. "Everything's all right, go to sleep." "No, no. I must die in peace, Jake. I slept with your brother, your best friend and your father." "I know darling," he replied. "That's why I poisoned you." [B][COLOR="Red"],,,[/COLOR][/B] Q: Why did the blonde pee on the floor? A: Because the sign said "wet floor." Q: Why are coffins for blonde's shaped like a triangle? A: Because every time their heads hit a pillow, their legs spread open. [B][COLOR="Red"],,,[/COLOR][/B] There once were three women from Birmingham And this is the story concerning them. They lifted the frock and tickled the cock of the Bishop while he was confirming them. Now the Bishop was nobody's fool (He'd gone to a good public school) So he pulled down their britches and buggered those bitches with his ten inch Episcopal tool. When he'd filled up the last one with goo She said, as the Bishop withdrew "The Vicar is thicker and quicker and slicker and longer and stronger than you!" [/QUOTE]
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