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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4426571" data-attributes="member: 14320">Kindergarten TeacherA kindergarten teacher comes to class and says, "Today class I am goingto give you a letter of the alphabet and I want you to give me a wordthat begins with that letter." She begins with the letter "A" and all thekids raise their hands. There is one kid in the back named Johnny that is realeager to answer the question, but the teacher knows that he is alwaysvulgar and likes to use obscenities so she chooses on little Mary toanswer. Mary stands and says,"A...Apple" The teacher replies,"That'sgreat, Mary, good job." So she moves on to the letter "B", and againJohnny is still eager to answer the question, but the teacher is surethat he will probably say "Bitch" or something like that so she calls onTodd.Todd says,"B...Baseball." And the teacher replies,"Good Job, Todd."So they start going through the alphabet and the class' attentiondwindles, except for Johnny. The teacher comes to the letter "R" and noone, except for Johnny, is raising their hand so she is forced to callon him. "Okay Johnny, what starts with R?" she says. "R...Rat" Johnnyreplies. "Rat, ...that's it...rat?" the teacher questions withastonishment. "Yeah," says Johnny, "Big-ass mother-fuckin' rat with adick 12 inches long."oyoyoyA boy walks into the bathroom and catches his mom sitting on the bowl inher full glory.He runs out to tell his father. He asks his father "What's that big gashbetween mommy's legs?"The father replies, "That's where I accidentally hit her with an axe!"The boy replies "WOW, you got her right in the pussy!"</blockquote>

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