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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4433795" data-attributes="member: 14320">You Just May Be A Nymphomaniac If.... You become a Vaseline spokesperson.. Having two tampons in at the same time doesn't bother you.. You go through a Sealy Mattress every week.. Frederick of Hollywood actually comes to your door himself...just to see where 1/2 of his orders go.. You have to go across the border for a Pap Smear.. When they change your area code to 976.. Tetracycline is your best friend.. McDonald's calls you "The Happy Meal".. It takes 2 douches and a spatula at shower time.. When you've got a "Take a Number" machine at your door.. When you get hemorrhoids on you shoulders.. Your day starts and ends by rolling over.. When the sperm bank calls for remnants.. When you're wearing more latex than spandex.. When your ceiling mirrors fog.. When they install a revolving door at your apartment.. When the Marine Corps does recruitment outside your door.. Madonna comes to you for pointers.. When he doesn't even have to buy you a drink.. When you have a room key to every hotel in town.. Motel 6 signals you in with runway lights.. The only place you haven't had sex is on the moon.. When a men's prison becomes a vacation "hot spot". When it only takes 2 licks to get to the center of a Blow Pop.. When you and your cat have the same tongue consistency.. When other women begin to call you "Man's Best Friend".hhhhhLoretta lowered her lashes and whispered, "Kiss me goodnight."So Bob kissed her on the navel."Why did you do it there?" she asked with surprise."Oh," he answered, "I wanted to see what you`d open first...your eyes or your legs."hhhhhA woman was shopping in a furniture store for a new mattress.As she bent over to examine the tenth mattress she hadconsidered, she suddenly let out a horrendous fart."Excuse me," she said, embarrassed, to the clerk who washelping her."Heck, I'm used to it, lady," he said. "When you see the priceon that one, your gonna shit!"</blockquote>

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