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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4450011" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">A Medical Problem</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A couple was planning to get married. Before the wedding, the bride</p><p>goes up to her fiance's father and tells him,</p><p>"There's something I haven't told your son yet...some sort of a medical</p><p>problem..." She tells him, and he agrees to tell his son...</p><p></p><p>He pulls his son off to the side for a few minutes and tells him,</p><p>"There's something I need to tell you about your future wife...She has</p><p>acute angina.</p><p></p><p>The son turns to him and says,"That's great!</p><p>'Cause her tits sure are ugly!"</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">____________</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Two old ladies are walking through a museum and got</p><p>separated. When they ran into each other later the first</p><p>old lady said to the second,</p><p>"My! Did you see that statue of the naked man back there?"</p><p></p><p>The second old lady replied, "Yes! I was absolutely shocked!</p><p>How can they display such a thing! Why the penis on it was</p><p>so large!"</p><p></p><p>Where upon the first old lady accidentally blurted out,</p><p>"...and cold, too!"</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">____________</span></strong></p><p></p><p>What's the difference between 'ohh' and 'ahh'?</p><p>About 4 inches.</p><p></p><p>When does a cub become a boy scout?</p><p>When he eats his first Brownie.</p><p></p><p>My back aches, my pussy is sore,</p><p>I simply can't fuck anymore,</p><p>I'm covered in sweat, And you haven't come yet,</p><p>And my God, its a quarter to four!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4450011, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]A Medical Problem[/COLOR][/B] A couple was planning to get married. Before the wedding, the bride goes up to her fiance's father and tells him, "There's something I haven't told your son yet...some sort of a medical problem..." She tells him, and he agrees to tell his son... He pulls his son off to the side for a few minutes and tells him, "There's something I need to tell you about your future wife...She has acute angina. The son turns to him and says,"That's great! 'Cause her tits sure are ugly!" [B][COLOR="Red"]____________[/COLOR][/B] Two old ladies are walking through a museum and got separated. When they ran into each other later the first old lady said to the second, "My! Did you see that statue of the naked man back there?" The second old lady replied, "Yes! I was absolutely shocked! How can they display such a thing! Why the penis on it was so large!" Where upon the first old lady accidentally blurted out, "...and cold, too!" [B][COLOR="Red"]____________[/COLOR][/B] What's the difference between 'ohh' and 'ahh'? About 4 inches. When does a cub become a boy scout? When he eats his first Brownie. My back aches, my pussy is sore, I simply can't fuck anymore, I'm covered in sweat, And you haven't come yet, And my God, its a quarter to four! [/QUOTE]
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