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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4451404" data-attributes="member: 14320">July 1Oh, kids are wild today. They get pregnant from eating chicken. Yeah, it's finger-lickin' good and one thing leads to another!July 2My life, I've been through plenty. When I was three years old, my parents got a dog. And I was jealous of the dog - so they got rid of me!July 3I don't get no respect. One night I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand - my wife lit it!July 4I made love to an inflatable girl - now I got an inflatable guy lookin' for me!July 5Oh, when I was a kid, I was poor. Christmas, I got no presents. Well, there was one Christmas, on our front lawn - Prancer and Dancer - they dropped off a little something.July 6Oh, when I was a kid, I was poor. I was so poor, in my neighborhood - the rainbow was in black and white!July 7I tell you, it's tough to save a buck. Right now I'm supporting to fighters - my wife and her mother.July 8I was crossing the street, I got hit by a bookmobile. I was laying there in pain moaning, the guy went shhhhhhhhhhhh....July 9In my neighborhood, they got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped.July 10Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother!July 11I was an ugly kid. My old man took me to the circus; we went to see the freaks. The owner looked at me, he said, "Get the kid out. He's distracting from the show!"July 12What a childhood I had - I was ten years old when I found out Alpo was dog food!July 13Oh, when I was kid, I got no respect. I was kidnapped; they sent back a piece of my finger. My old man said he wanted more proof.July 14Oh, I knew one guy, he never went off his diet - he never drank, he never smoked, he never did anything wrong ... he was in perfect health - right up 'til the time he killed himself.July 15Oh, I'm getting old - my insurance company sent me half a calendar!July 16And when we were kids, the whole neighborhood made fun of my brother. They'd call him four eyes. Then when he got glasses then they called him eight eyes.July 17I told a guy, "Kids. Today the way they dress, you can't tell boys from girls. Why, look at that kid over there. What's that? A boy or a girl?" He said, "That's a boy, that's my son." I said, "Sure, you knew, you're his father." He said, "I'm not his father, I'm his mother!"July 18Oh, yesterday was a beauty. I found a guy's wallet. Inside was a picture of my kids!July 19I live in a bad neighborhood. Why, I saw two complete strangers share a taxi - yeah, one guy took the radio and the other guy took the tires.July 20With my wife, I can never have a good time. The other night I was drinking. She told me to stop. She said, "You're drunk enough for me." I told her, "I'm never drunk enough for you."July 21I remember I told my wife, "Honey, I love you, will you marry me?" She said, "If you really loved me, you wouldn't ask me to do this."July 22My doctor told me not to make any quick moves - and my wife told me not to make any moves!July 23I tell you, a hooker is more important than a doctor. I mean, four o'clock in the morning, drunk. I'd never walk up five flights of stairs to see a doctor.July 24I found out how the limbo started - yeah, midgets sneaked into a pay toilet.July 25Last week, my fan club broke up - the guy died.July 26Oh, when I was a kid, I was poor. I used to sleep six in one bed. I didn't know what it was to sleep alone until I got married!July 27When I was a kid, I was poor. My teeth were all yellow - I mean yellow - why, when I would smile, I would stop traffic!July 28When we got married, the first thing my wife did was, she put everything in both names. Her and her mother's.July 29I loaned a guy ten thousand dollars to get plastic surgery - now I can't find him - I don't know what he looks like!July 30Oh, I had an uncle who was really a big drinker. The fire burned for four days!July 31And I was an ugly kid. Every time my old man wanted sex, my mother showed him mypicture. I mean, ugly. My mother breast fed me through a straw.</blockquote>

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