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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4452925" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Miscellaneous</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Why do blondes always drink with straws?</p><p>Practice.</p><p></p><p>What do a blonde and a good beer have in common?</p><p>They both go down easy.</p><p></p><p>What does a blonde and a tampon have in common?</p><p>They're both stuck up cunts.</p><p></p><p>What's the difference between a blond and an ice cream cone?</p><p>Ice cream cones don't lick back.</p><p></p><p>What is the blonde's favorite battery?</p><p>Ever-ready.</p><p>What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?</p><p>All you have to do is scratch the box to win.</p><p></p><p>Why are blondes so sexually promiscuous?</p><p>Who cares?</p><p></p><p>What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?</p><p>About 5 cans of hair spray.</p><p></p><p>What's the quickest way to get into a blonde's pants?</p><p>Pick them up off the floor and put them on.</p><p></p><p>What is a bellybutton for?</p><p>It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down.</p><p></p><p>How does a blonde prepare for safe sex?</p><p>She puts on rubber based lipstick.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">((((((((</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for good looking females.</p><p>One spots a real cutie sitting on a pile of cow manure and dives down</p><p>toward her.</p><p>"Pardon me" he asks, turning on his best charm, "...but is</p><p>this stool taken?"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">((((((((</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q: What is the difference between pussy and apple pie?</p><p>A: You can eat your mom's apple pie.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the best form of birth control after 50?</p><p>A: Nudity.</p><p></p><p>Q: What is the definition of a Tampon?</p><p>A: A beaver dam.</p><p>Q: How can you tell that the letter you received came from a leper</p><p>colony?</p><p>A: Because there is a tongue stuck to the stamp.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">((((((((</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Dear Abby,</p><p>I am a thirteen year-old girl. I live in Arkansas, and</p><p>I'm still a virgin. Does this mean that all six of my brothers</p><p>are gay?</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">((((((((</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Roses are red</p><p>violets are blue</p><p>i'm only sending this card</p><p>for some easy sex and</p><p>to get closer to your hot friend</p><p>P.S. I want to try anal</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4452925, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Miscellaneous[/COLOR][/B] Why do blondes always drink with straws? Practice. What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy. What does a blonde and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts. What's the difference between a blond and an ice cream cone? Ice cream cones don't lick back. What is the blonde's favorite battery? Ever-ready. What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common? All you have to do is scratch the box to win. Why are blondes so sexually promiscuous? Who cares? What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll? About 5 cans of hair spray. What's the quickest way to get into a blonde's pants? Pick them up off the floor and put them on. What is a bellybutton for? It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down. How does a blonde prepare for safe sex? She puts on rubber based lipstick. [B][COLOR="Red"](((((((([/COLOR][/B] Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for good looking females. One spots a real cutie sitting on a pile of cow manure and dives down toward her. "Pardon me" he asks, turning on his best charm, "...but is this stool taken?" [B][COLOR="Red"](((((((([/COLOR][/B] Q: What is the difference between pussy and apple pie? A: You can eat your mom's apple pie. Q: What's the best form of birth control after 50? A: Nudity. Q: What is the definition of a Tampon? A: A beaver dam. Q: How can you tell that the letter you received came from a leper colony? A: Because there is a tongue stuck to the stamp. [B][COLOR="Red"](((((((([/COLOR][/B] Dear Abby, I am a thirteen year-old girl. I live in Arkansas, and I'm still a virgin. Does this mean that all six of my brothers are gay? [B][COLOR="Red"](((((((([/COLOR][/B] Roses are red violets are blue i'm only sending this card for some easy sex and to get closer to your hot friend P.S. I want to try anal [/QUOTE]
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