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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4454676" data-attributes="member: 14320">Thor The Viking God Of ThunderThor, the Viking God of Thunder, and his pal Bob, were up in Valhalla, when suddenly Thor said to Bob, "Bob, it's been a long time now. I REALLY need to have sex..."Bob stood and pondered for a while, before replying, "Go to Earth, oh Thor, and find thyself what they call a "prostitute", and give her a bloody good seeing to..."And Thor did, and he saw that this was good...The next day, he came back up to see Bob, and told him of the previous night's events. "Oh Bob," he said, grinning like a shagged out God, "It was wonderful. We had passionate sex 37 times...""37 times?!?!" exclaimed Bob. "You must go and apologize this instant!".So Thor went back down to earth and found the aforementioned prostitute, saying.. "I'm sorry about last night, but you see, I'm Thor...""You're Thor?!?!" Shouted the girl."You're Thor?!?... I can't even pith!!!"!!!!!Q: What's the definition of "Tender Love?"A: Two faggots with hemorrhoids.Nobody is a virgin anymore, life has fucked us all.Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket havein common?A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win.My buddy gave me a tip straight from the horse's mouth, but it was allwet and slimy and disgusting and it smelled awful.Q: What is a Redneck's defense in court? A: "Honest your Honor,I was just helping the sheep over the fence."Q: Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age inWest Virginia to 32? A: It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!!!!!!Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater."That man beside me is fumbling his crotch", one whispersto the other. "Just ignore it", is the answer."Easy for you to say. He's using my hand!".What did Spock find in the Enterprises' toilet?The Captain's log.One Greek says to another, "Do you think you'll ever goback to Greece?""No," he answered, "I'll stick with K-Y Jelly!"</blockquote>

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