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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4458476" data-attributes="member: 14320">Golden Gate BridgeBob was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge at about 90mph.Wouldn't you know a cop jumped out and clocked him with radar.Bob pulled over like a good citizen, recalling Rodney King and recentillegal alien incidents.The cop walked up to the window and said, "You know how fast you weregoing BOY?!?"Bob thought for a second and asked, "Uhhh, over 55?""93mph son! 93mph in a 55 zone!""But if you already knew," replied Bob, "Why did you ask me?"Ignoring Bob, the officer continued, in his normal charming fashion,"That's speeding and your getting a ticket and a fine!" The cop took agood look at the Bob and said, "You don't even look like you have a job!Why,... I've never seen anyone so scruffy in my entire life!"Bob recanted, "I've got a job! I have a good, well paying job!"The cop leaned in the window, and with the smell of day old donuts onhis breath, said, "What kind of a job would a bum like you have?!?""I'm a Pussy stretcher!!!" replied Bob."What you say, BOY?!?" asked the patrolman."I'm a Pussy stretcher!!!"Of course the cop asked, "What does a Pussy stretcher do?"Bob explained, "Girls call me up and say they want to be stretched, so Igo over there and start with a couple of fingers, then a couple more,and then one whole hand, then two. Then I pull them farther and fartherapart until it's six feet across."The cop, absorbed with the images in his mind, let down his guard andasked, "What the hell do you do with a six foot Pussy?"Bob nonchalantly commented, "You give it a radar detector and stick itat the end of a bridge.------------------------At a party a guy cornered a girl and whispered somethingin her ear."You filthy pervert!" she shrieked. "What makes you thinkI'd let you do a thing like that to me?" Then her eyes narrowed andshe said, "Unless you're the son-of-a-bitch that stole my diary...."</blockquote>

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