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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4461487" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">That Time Of The Month</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."</p><p></p><p>She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't</p><p>care."</p><p></p><p>They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the</p><p>doorbell rings.</p><p></p><p>She says, "Answer the door."</p><p>He says, "But my face is a mess."</p><p>She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says</p><p>anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."</p><p></p><p>He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a</p><p>jam sandwich."</p><p></p><p>The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was</p><p>looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">-------------</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Greeting Card That Didn't Quite Make It!</span></strong></p><p></p><p>You scored! What great luck!</p><p>Isn't it great that she loves to fuck?</p><p>She forgot to mention she has an STD,</p><p>And now it dribbles when you pee.</p><p>Get well soon!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">-------------</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">There are four occasions when a man is allowed to cry:</span></strong></p><p></p><p>1. When the dog dies saving his master in a movie.</p><p>2. When Roseanne starts unbuttoning her blouse in a movie.</p><p>3. When you wreck your boss's car.</p><p>4. When your date uses her teeth.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4461487, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]That Time Of The Month[/COLOR][/B] A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69." She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care." They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings. She says, "Answer the door." He says, "But my face is a mess." She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich." He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich." The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead." [B][COLOR="Red"]-------------[/COLOR] [COLOR="Teal"]Greeting Card That Didn't Quite Make It![/COLOR][/B] You scored! What great luck! Isn't it great that she loves to fuck? She forgot to mention she has an STD, And now it dribbles when you pee. Get well soon! [B][COLOR="Red"]-------------[/COLOR] [COLOR="Teal"]There are four occasions when a man is allowed to cry:[/COLOR][/B] 1. When the dog dies saving his master in a movie. 2. When Roseanne starts unbuttoning her blouse in a movie. 3. When you wreck your boss's car. 4. When your date uses her teeth. [/QUOTE]
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