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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4467235" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Mammogram</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and</p><p>squealing with delight.</p><p></p><p>Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have</p><p>any idea how</p><p>ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"</p><p></p><p>The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don`t</p><p>care. I just</p><p>came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the</p><p>breasts of an 18 year old."</p><p></p><p>The husband said, "What did he say about your 65 year old</p><p>ass?"</p><p></p><p>"Your name never came up," she replied.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">___________</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Said a woman with open delight</p><p>"My pubic hair's perfectly white</p><p>I admit there's a glare.</p><p>But the fellows don't care</p><p>They locate it more quickly at night."</p><p></p><p></p><p>There was a young man from Florida</p><p>Who liked a friend's wife, so he borrowed her,</p><p>When they got into bed he cried, God strike me dead!</p><p>This ain't a puss - its a corridor!"</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">___________</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p>Jill and Phil had just finished a vigorous round of passionate sex when</p><p>Phil discovered that the condom he was using had come off.</p><p></p><p>After the initial panic wore off and expletives were issued, Phil, in a</p><p>fit of humor, grabbed a flashlight, and while pointing it towards Jill's</p><p>private parts yelled:</p><p></p><p>"Swim toward the light! Swim toward the light!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4467235, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Mammogram[/COLOR][/B] A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don`t care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year old." The husband said, "What did he say about your 65 year old ass?" "Your name never came up," she replied. [B][COLOR="Red"]___________[/COLOR][/B] Said a woman with open delight "My pubic hair's perfectly white I admit there's a glare. But the fellows don't care They locate it more quickly at night." There was a young man from Florida Who liked a friend's wife, so he borrowed her, When they got into bed he cried, God strike me dead! This ain't a puss - its a corridor!" [B][COLOR="Red"]___________ [/COLOR][/B] Jill and Phil had just finished a vigorous round of passionate sex when Phil discovered that the condom he was using had come off. After the initial panic wore off and expletives were issued, Phil, in a fit of humor, grabbed a flashlight, and while pointing it towards Jill's private parts yelled: "Swim toward the light! Swim toward the light!" [/QUOTE]
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