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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4479376" data-attributes="member: 14320">Beside The LakeIn the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. A hot,dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh, if I go down threeinches, I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed."There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh, if that fly goes downthree inches I can eat him."There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh, if that fly goes downthree inches, that fish will jump for the fly, and I will eat him."It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lakepreparing to eat a cheese sandwich. "Gosh," he thought, "if that flygoes down three inches, and that fish leaps for it, that bear willexpose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and then havea proper trophy."You probably think this is enough activity for one bank of a lake, butI can tell you there was more.A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh, if that fly goesdown three inches, and that fish jumps for that fly, and that beargrabs for that fish, the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop hischeese sandwich."A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, as wasfashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunchtime, "Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches, and that fish jumpsfor that fly, and that bear grabs for that fish, and that hunter shootsthat bear, and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich, then Ican have mouse for lunch."The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for thecooling mist of the water,The fish swallows the fly,The bear grabs the fish,The hunter shoots the bear,The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich,The cat jumps for the mouse,The mouse ducks, andThe cat falls into the water and drowns.The moral of the story is:Whenever a fly goes down three inches,Some pussy is probably in danger!]]]]]The bar was getting ready to close, so he asked the nearest woman:What would you say to a little "oral" activity?"That all depends,..."she quickly responded..Your face, or mine?"]]]]]Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world is Chinese.And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be, that one of us is Chinese.It's either my mom or my dad, my older brother Colin, me or my youngest brother Ho-Cha-Chu.I think it's Colin.</blockquote>

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