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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4480142" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Very Serious DiseaseA woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called his wife into his office alone.He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very serious disease,combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, yourhusband can die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasantand make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch, fix him a nutritiousmeal. For dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burdenhim with chores. Don't discuss your stress; this will probably make himfeel worse. And most importantly, you must be intimate with your husbandevery day of the week, giving him oral sex every other day. If you cando this for at least 10 months to a year, I think your husband willregain his health completely."On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say toyou?""You're going to die."~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~^~*~^~Little Johnny runs into the living room one day and says, "Mom, why hasgranny got a shrimp between her legs?""Don't be silly, granny hasn't got a shrimp between her legs!" hismother replies.But Little Johnny is insistent "She has, she has!" he shouts.With this his mother grabs Little Johnny by the hand and says, "Ok, Ihave had enough of your foolishness. Show me!"Little Johnny drags his mother into grandma's room where, being a veryhot evening, granny is fast asleep on top of her bed with no clothes on.Little Johnny drags his mother to the end of the bed and points betweengranny's legs. "Look I told you so" he shouts "See a little shrimp!"His mother calmly decides she had better explain. "Ok Little Johnny, Iknow it looks a bit like a little shrimp but it's called a clitoris.""That's funny" retorts Little Johnny "It tastes like shrimp........"</blockquote>

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