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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4482599" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Blonde MomentA blonde was shopping at K-Mart and came across a shiny silver thermos.She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it over tothe clerk to ask what it was.The clerk said, "Why, that's a thermos....it keeps hot things hot andcold things cold.""Wow," said the blonde, "that's amazing....I'm going to buy it!"So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day.Her boss, who was also blonde, saw it on her desk. "What's that?" sheasked."Why, that's a thermos... it keeps hot things hot and cold thingscold," she replied."Wow, that's amazing," said the boss, "what do you have in it?""Two popsicles and some coffee."========Yo' momma's so fat, she fell out of bed one night androcked herself to sleep trying to get back up.Yo' momma's so fat, she goes to the beach and sells shade.Yo' momma's so fat she went to a restaurant, looked atthe menu, and just said "OK."========Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy barafter another.After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, youknow eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne,rot your teeth, make you fat."Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own fucking business!"</blockquote>

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