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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4486903" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Confessional In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between serviceswhen he was approached by the minister. The minister asked thejanitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen toconfessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the WidowMcGee is coming. She tends to go on but never really does anythingworthy of serious repentance, so when she's done just give her 10Hail Mary's and I'll be right back."Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected theWidow McGee came into the booth and started her confession. "OhFather, I fear I have done the unforgivable. I have given into carnalthoughts and have had oral sex."Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation. Surely10 Hail Mary's would not do. So, in a moment of desperation thejanitor peered his head out of the confessional and asked an altarboy, "Son, what does the minister give for oral sex?"In reply the altar boy said, "Two Snickers bars and a Coke."=====Now down in the valley of ShneelLived a woman who loved to revealWith her curtains well drawnStanding bare as a fawnShe'd do this really neat trick with an eelA young lady says to a salesman,"I need some batteries for my vibrator."He motions with his finger, "Come this way..."She says,"If I could come that wayI wouldn't need a fucking vibrator."Now this right old man was a sick 'unHe had a dozen hen ripe for the pickin'He'd chase 'em aroundWith his trousers pulled downAnd he'd say "Whatsa matter, you chicken?"</blockquote>

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