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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4487166" data-attributes="member: 14320">Wedding NightLittle Johnny's big brother had just gotten married and spent his firstwedding night with his parents. In the morning, his mother got up andprepared a lovely breakfast including freshly cut flowers from hergarden and gourmet food.She went to the bottom the stairs and called everyone to come down tobreakfast. Everyone came down, except the newlyweds. After a long wait,the family ate without them. The mother said, "I wonder why they nevercame down to eat?"Little Johnny said, "Mommy, I think...""Oh, shut up. I don't want to hear what you think!" said his mother, notwanting to hear any inappropriate comments from the eight-year-old.At lunch time, the mother again prepared a wonderful spread and againcalled the young couple to eat. Five minutes went by and she calledagain. After another long wait, the family proceeded to eat.As she was cleaning the table, she once again said, "I wonder why theynever came down to eat? Once again, Little Johnny started to speak, butmother immediately shut him up.At dinner the same thing happened. After the meal, mother once againquestioned why they had not come down to eat all day. Little Johnny onceagain said, "Mommy I think...""Well, what is it that you think?" asked his mother rather testily."I think that when my big brother came down to get the Vaseline lastnight, he got my model airplane glue instead!"======Q: What did the blonde write on the postcard she sent home from vacation?A: Hi...having a great time. Where am I?A blonde goes to the drugstore to buy deodorant, and asks thepharmacist what he recommended."How about the ball type?""No, this is for my boyfriend's armpits."Q: What is the difference between biology and sociology?A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, that it is biology.When the baby looks like the neighbor, that it is sociology.Q: Why do sperm donors get paid more than blood donors?A: Because sperm donation is handmade.</blockquote>

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