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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4502975" data-attributes="member: 14320">The ViolinistLittle Johnny and his date were attending a concert. The auditorium waspitch dark so they started making out. Little Johnny got too excitedfrom the hand job his girl was giving him, and he came in her hand. Shepanicked for a moment and then, figuring it was too dark for anyone tosee what she was doing, flung the stuff as far in front of her as shecould.It hit the second violinist on the shoulder. He felt something hit himand, as he was tying to wipe it off, realized what it was. "Hey," hewhispered to the first violinist, "I've got cum all over me.""I'm not surprised," snarled the first violinist, "You've been playinglike a cunt all night." *~*~*~*~*~*~*A man was shopping in the men's department at Bloomingdales when henoticed an absolutely beautiful woman behind the sales counter. He wentup to her and said, "Good morning, madam."She smiled pleasantly and asked "And what would you like?"The man said, "I'd like to wrap my arms around you and squeeze youtight. Then run my hand up and down your bottom and squeeze that. Thenrun my hands along your inner thighs, up underneath your dress. When Iget to your sweet womanhood, I'd like to rub that while simultaneouslyunbuttoning your blouse with my teeth and then suck on your beautifulbreasts and bite your nipples lightly . . . .What I *need* is a new tie!"*~*~*~*~*~*~*A guy shouted to his girlfriend, "Come here andlook at my clock!"She walks in and finds him naked with a hard-on,and says, "That's not a clock.""It will be when you put two hands and a face on it!"</blockquote>

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