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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4508934" data-attributes="member: 14320"> A Horse AuctionLittle Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched ashis father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down thehorse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad,why are you doing that?"His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to makesure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny,lookingworried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom." eeeeeA blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were walking along the beach. Aseagull flies over and craps all over the blonde. The brunette says ina disgusted voice, "Hang on. The bathroom is just up the hill. I'll goget some toilet paper."After she leaves the blonde begins to laugh. The redhead says, "What'sso funny?" The blonde says, "Well, blondes are supposed to be so dumbandlook at her! By the time she gets back with that toilet paper thatseagull will be miles away!"eeeeeRedneck Motto: Drink until she's beautiful, but if that doesn't work,put a flag over her head and do it for your country.What's the difference between a woman and a volcano?A volcano never fakes an eruption.Life's a bitch - but death is no picnic eitherMarriage is like taking a hot bath.After you've been in it for a while... it isn't so hot.Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitalsdying of nothing.</blockquote>

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