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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4514073" data-attributes="member: 14320"> Tax The PenisThe only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the penis.This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it ishanging around unemployed,30% of the time it is hard up,20% of the time it is pissed off and10% of the time it's in the hole.It has two dependents, but they're nuts.Effective January 1, 2001, peniseswill be taxed according to size. The bracketsare as follows:10"-12" Luxury Tax8"-10" Pole Tax5"-8" Privilege Tax4"-5" NuisanceTax Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.** PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!Issues still under consideration are as follows...Are there penalties for early withdrawal?Do multiple partners count as a corporation?Are condoms deductible as work clothes?Q: Why do men pay more for car insurance?A: Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving^^^^^Two Swedish housemaids are having their pictures taken. The first one asks, "Why is he lookin' at us like that?" The second replies, "He's got to focus." "Oh no," says the first one, "you tell him he has to takethe picture first."^^^^^A bloke was complaining to his mate a few days after scoring a newwoman."Mate," he said, "This new lady of mine is really weird. All she wantsme to do is fuck her in the ear.""That is weird," his mate replied."Yeah," the bloke continued. "Every time I go to stick my dick in hermouth, she turns her head!"</blockquote>

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