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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4517523" data-attributes="member: 14320">Naked In The ShowerA little girl goes into the bathroom one morning and catches her momnaked in the shower. She points to her pubic area and asks, "What'sthat?"Her mom answers, "A vagina."The little girl asks, "Well, when am I gonna get one?"Her mom answers, "As soon as you grow up."The little girl leaves the bathroom and goes into her parent's bedroom.Her dad was standing there naked, and she asks, "What's that?" pointingto his pubic area.Her dad answers, "A penis."The little girl asks, "When am I gonna get one?"And her dad answers, "As soon as your mom goes to work."~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^Silas and Sally were out in the cornfield happily fucking away. It hadrained that morning and there was lots of mud on the ground, and theyfound themselves sliding around a bit in the mud."Say, honey, is my cock in you or in the mud?" Silas asked.Sally felt around and said, "Why, Silas, it's in the mud!""Well, put it back in you," he said.After a while, Silas asked again, "Honey, is it in you or in the mud?""In me, honey. In me, "Sally cooed happily."Well, would you mind putting it back in the mud?"~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^Q. How do you re-fit an old whore?A. Shove a five pound ham up her pussy and pull out the bone.Girl: Do you believe in puppy love?Boy: I tried it once, but their assholes are too small.Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"</blockquote>

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