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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4522927" data-attributes="member: 14320">Application For Redneck Driver's License Last name: ________________ First name: (Check appropriate box)[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sureShoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right Occupation:[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress[_] Unemployed [_] Dirty Politician Spouse's Name: __________________________2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________Spell S-P-O-U-S-ERelationship with spouse: [_] Sister [_] Aunt[_] Brother [_] Uncle [_] Mother [_] Son[_] Father [_] Daughter [_] Cousin [_] PetNumber of children living in household:___Number of children living in shed: ___Number of children that are yours: ___Mother's Name: _______________________Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank) Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed) Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box) Vehicles you own and where you keep them:___ Total number of vehicles you own___ Number of vehicles that still crank___ Number of vehicles in front yard___ Number of vehicles in back yard___ Number of vehicles on cement blocksFirearms you own and where you keep them:____ truck ____ kitchen____ bedroom ____ bathroom ____ shed Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 196_ Do you have a gun rack? [_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain: Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:[_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest[_] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Armed and Ready!___ Number of times you've seen a UFO___ Number of times you've seen Elvis____Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO How often do you bathe:[_] Weekly [_] Monthly [_] Not Applicable How many teeth?___Color of teeth:[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow[_] Brown [_] Black [_] N/A Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:[_] Red-Man How far is your home from a paved road?[_] 1 mile [_] 2 miles[_] What's a paved road?</blockquote>