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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4527800" data-attributes="member: 14320"> A Horny ManThis guy is really horny, but all he has is two dollars. He goes to the nearest whore house and says to the man working there, "Look, I`m really horny, but all I have is two dollars. What can I get?""Well, the cheapest we have is one hundred dollars. But I`ll cut you a deal on two conditions. For two dollars, I`ll let you go down two doors on the right, but you have to wear a black condom, and leave the lights out!""A while later he comes back out and says "Well, the sex was pretty good but why did I have to wear the black condom?""You gotta show some respect for the dead!"ADADADADMy husband told me to find him the best penis enlargement product...so I gave him a magnifying glass!How do you know your girlfriend is really hot?When you put your hand in her panties and it feels like you're feeding a horse.If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster's feet, what would I have?Two feet of my cock in your ass.What do you call a bunch of men fucking mannequins?Guys in dolls.What do you call a soap opera starring testicles?"Genital Hospital."What do you call Kermit fucking Miss Piggy?A frog log in a hog.What do you have when a famous movie monster stuffs his dick into your beer mug?Frank in stein.What's the difference between exotic and psychotic?Exotic is wearing a French tickler, psychotic is wearing French toast.Why didn't the cross-eyed seamstress ever get a period?She couldn't mend straight.Why were 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 scared?Because 7 ate 9.ADADADADTwo drunks are sitting in a bar when one smells something foul. He turns to the other. "Hey man," he says, "did you shit yourself?""Yeah," says the second drunk."Well, why don't you go clean yourself up?""I ain't through yet.</blockquote>

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