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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4528367" data-attributes="member: 14320">A young woman said to her friend: "I didn't realize that sex could be so painful!" "Why was he THAT big?" exclaimed her friend excitedly. "No, when I got on all fours, the perverted bastard missed the target by about an inch!"***Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recoveryroom with their new baby son.The doctor walks in and Michael asks:"Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."***Two couples had arranged to spend a long weekend at a country house hotel. On the drive to the hotel they shared a car and during the 2 hour journey they agreed that, to spice up the weekend, they would try a little partner swapping.Having checked into the hotel each went on to the bedroom with their new partner. The sex started immediately. It was hot and heavy. After half an hour one of the men turned to his new partner and said."That was terrific. We should have done this years ago. I wonder how the girls are getting on”?***A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"</blockquote>

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