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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4535873" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a</p><p>little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss</p><p>in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"</p><p></p><p>"No, I don't," said the little boy.</p><p></p><p>"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your</p><p>Mom before he goes to work."</p><p></p><p>Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out!</p><p>It's a piece of Ass!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">sssss</span></strong></p><p></p><p>An uncertain young woman named Fern</p><p>Was so great she had lovers to burn.</p><p>She got into bed</p><p>With both Johnnie and Fred</p><p>And didn't know which way to turn.</p><p></p><p>There once was a lady named Mable,</p><p>whose ass was as big as a table.</p><p>"Never you mind."</p><p>said a friend of mine.</p><p>She's ready, willing, and able.</p><p></p><p>there once was a guy at a mall</p><p>who thought he was tough shit and all</p><p>he thought he was slick</p><p>when he whipped out his dick</p><p>but girls laughed cause his dick was too small</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">sssss</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying</p><p>home because she is not feeling well.</p><p></p><p>"What's the matter?" he asks.</p><p></p><p>"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice..</p><p></p><p>"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"</p><p></p><p>"I can't see my ass coming into work today."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">sssss</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Seated at the breakfast table, Jill was bent over in pain, and</p><p>complained to her husband, "My head aches, I have a pain in my</p><p>stomach, and my left breast feels like it's on fire." "Poor girl,"</p><p>solaced hubby, "Here's an aspirin for your head, alka seltzer for</p><p>your stomach, and if you lift your breast out of the hot coffee, I'm</p><p>sure it won't burn so much."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4535873, member: 14320"] One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work." Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of Ass!" [B][COLOR="Red"]sssss[/COLOR][/B] An uncertain young woman named Fern Was so great she had lovers to burn. She got into bed With both Johnnie and Fred And didn't know which way to turn. There once was a lady named Mable, whose ass was as big as a table. "Never you mind." said a friend of mine. She's ready, willing, and able. there once was a guy at a mall who thought he was tough shit and all he thought he was slick when he whipped out his dick but girls laughed cause his dick was too small [B][COLOR="Red"]sssss[/COLOR][/B] A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. "What's the matter?" he asks. "I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.. "What the hell is anal glaucoma?" "I can't see my ass coming into work today." [B][COLOR="Red"]sssss[/COLOR][/B] Seated at the breakfast table, Jill was bent over in pain, and complained to her husband, "My head aches, I have a pain in my stomach, and my left breast feels like it's on fire." "Poor girl," solaced hubby, "Here's an aspirin for your head, alka seltzer for your stomach, and if you lift your breast out of the hot coffee, I'm sure it won't burn so much." [/QUOTE]
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