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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4539186" data-attributes="member: 14320"> A Pet For HubbyA woman went into a pet shop to buy her husband a pet. After looking aroundshe realized that all the pets there were too expensive. She went to thecounter and questioned the clerk. "I wanted to buy my husband a pet, but allof yours are so expensive,""Well," said the clerk, "I have a huge bullfrog in the back for $50.00. Wouldyou like to see it?""$50? For a frog?" asked the woman.The clerk said, "It's a special frog. It gives blow jobs."The woman did not particularly enjoy giving head, so she thought this was aheck of a deal. She'd get her husband a gift he'd surely enjoy, and she'dnever have to do that again. The woman decided to buy the frog. She took ithome to her husband and explained the strange gift. Of course, the husbandwas a bit skeptical, but said he'd try it out for sure that night.The woman went to bed that night relieved knowing she'd never have to giveanother blow job. Around two in the morning, she woke up to hear pots andpans banging around in the kitchen. She got up to go see what was going on.When she got to the kitchen, she saw her husband and the frog, sitting atthekitchen table looking through cookbooks. "What are you two doing at thishour?" asked the woman.The husband looks up at her and says, "If I can teach this frog to cook,yourass is outta here!"----------A hippy walks into a Bar and Grill. The waiter comes up to him and askshim if he wants anything.So the Hippy says 'Yeah a cheeseburger. Not too well done, not to rare,but right in the groove.'So the waiter brings his burger and asks if he wants anything to drink.He says 'A cup of tea.Not too hot, not too cold, but right in the Groove.'The waiter's kinda getting pissed now, but he brings the tea and kindaslams it on the table. Little while later the waiter comes back andasks the Hippy if he wants any dessert. He says 'Yeah some ice cream.Nottoo chocolate, not too vanilla, but right in the Groove.' So the waitersays 'Why dont you kiss my ass. Not the right cheek, not the leftcheek, butright in the Groove!'</blockquote>

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