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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4539815" data-attributes="member: 14320">Playing SwordsLittle Johnny and his friend Billy were sitting on a street curb, bored to shit."Let's play swords!" Little Johnny says."Swords?" asked Billy. "How?""Simple," explains Little Johnny,"Take off yer pants, grab yer cock, smack it till it's hard, then we whack'em together like they're swords!"So they do, and they run up and down the street, smacking their dicks together playing swords. Then a gay man walks up to them. "What are you two boys doing?" he asked."We're playing swords!" yells Little Johnny,"Wanna play with us?"The gay man says yes, he would like to play too, so he drops his pants and joins in on the action.An hour later, the gay man was becoming exhausted."I'm too tired to go on," he says, bending over,"Just kill me so I can go home!"----------Little Johnny is delivering newspapers. He knocks on a door, a ladyanswers, and he says, "Collect... that'll be five dollars."She says, "I'm a little short on cash, but if you want, I'll give yousex instead."Johnny says, "All right."He walks in, she undoes his pants, pulls them down, and there's thebiggest dick she's ever seen...Johnny reaches into his shirt pocket, pulls out a handful of hugewashers, and starts sliding them onto his dick.She says, "You don't have to do that...I can take all of it."He says, "Not for five bucks you can't."</blockquote>

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