Menu
Home
Post Something
Forums
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
News & Features
The Marketplace
Cars for Sale
Engine and Performance
Chassis and Wheels
Exterior and Body
Interior and Cockpit
ICE - In Car Entertainment
Car Shops and Services
Toys and Wares
All Other Stuff
Jobs and Vacancies
Looking For
Members
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Reply to thread
See what others are reading now! Try Forums >
Current Activity
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4541280" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">A Vagina</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she has a smelly vagina.</p><p>She explains the problem and the doctor tells her to take all her</p><p>clothes</p><p>off and lay on the examination table.</p><p></p><p>He inspects her quickly and then says, "Right, just give me a</p><p>second, please."</p><p></p><p>He goes behind the screen and comes back with a long stick that</p><p>has a hook on the end.</p><p></p><p>"Oh my god!" screams the woman in terror, "what are you going</p><p>to do with that thing?"</p><p></p><p>The doctor replies, "I'm going to open a window. It stinks in here."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@ </span></strong></p><p></p><p>Every Sunday, a little old lady in Florida placed $1,000 in the</p><p>collection plate.</p><p>This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome with curiosity,</p><p>approached her.</p><p>"Sister, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the</p><p>collection plate," he stated.</p><p>"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I</p><p>don't need I give to the church."</p><p>"That's wonderful, how much does he send you?" "Oh, $2,000 a week."</p><p>"Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living?" "He is a</p><p>veterinarian," she answered.</p><p>"That is a very honorable profession. Where does he practice?" "Well,</p><p>he has one cat house in Kansas City and another in Dallas."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@</span></strong></p><p></p><p>The Cabin Boy, the Captain's Joy;</p><p>A cunning little nipper.</p><p>They filled his ass</p><p>With broken glass</p><p>And circumcised the Skipper.</p><p></p><p>Mary had a little shock</p><p>For the men who wanted her fanny.</p><p>She made them grope her throbbing cock,</p><p>'cuz Mary was a trannie.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4541280, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]A Vagina[/COLOR][/B] A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she has a smelly vagina. She explains the problem and the doctor tells her to take all her clothes off and lay on the examination table. He inspects her quickly and then says, "Right, just give me a second, please." He goes behind the screen and comes back with a long stick that has a hook on the end. "Oh my god!" screams the woman in terror, "what are you going to do with that thing?" The doctor replies, "I'm going to open a window. It stinks in here." [B][COLOR="Red"]@@@ [/COLOR][/B] Every Sunday, a little old lady in Florida placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome with curiosity, approached her. "Sister, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated. "Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I don't need I give to the church." "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?" "Oh, $2,000 a week." "Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living?" "He is a veterinarian," she answered. "That is a very honorable profession. Where does he practice?" "Well, he has one cat house in Kansas City and another in Dallas." [B][COLOR="Red"]@@@[/COLOR][/B] The Cabin Boy, the Captain's Joy; A cunning little nipper. They filled his ass With broken glass And circumcised the Skipper. Mary had a little shock For the men who wanted her fanny. She made them grope her throbbing cock, 'cuz Mary was a trannie. [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
The Marketplace Latest
Proton Preve R3 body kit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Perodua Ativa gear up body kit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F10 Mperformance front skirt lip
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda Civic FC fk7si front bumper set
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
brake caliper spray
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F30 M3 bodykit/diffuser set
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Perodua Axia Rahmah bodykit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Nissan Almera Tomei body kit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
original rare Black Racing Pro N1 16x6.5jj offset...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing TE37SL Black Edition...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
Posts refresh every 5 minutes
Changing dark windows to clear ones...
It's not about Airtrek but more in general. My Airtrek comes with clear windows (local USF car), but I've tinted the rear doors, rear side panel and rear windscreen 75% tint. Using it for 4 years now, no problems...
MRs Drift??
Hi to toyota memberss... Can mRs drift ???Can mrs install Celica Turbo engine ??
Whose GTR 33 is this! Pics+Details included !
http://autoshow.permaisuri.com/Content/Autoshow.asp?AutoID=20031009174912
Recent Posts
Darker Design : Mercedes-Benz Launches GLA Nightfall Edition in Malaysia
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Honda Malaysia Doubles Down on Hybrids: New CR-V Launches with Dual e:HEV...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
BateriHub Reaches 200-Store Milestone, Becomes Malaysia’s Largest...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Been stalking for 3 years edy
Started by
dheepadarshan95
Introduction and Newbies
Recommendation: Turbocharger for 4B11 N.A engine
Started by
Mitevo7
Car Modification
Search
Online now
Enjoying Zerotohundred?
Log-in
for an ad-less experience
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...