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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4543032" data-attributes="member: 14320"> "Mikes Dead"Two guys are sitting at the bar. One says, "Did yourhear the news? Mike's dead.""Whoa! What happened to him?""Well, he's on his way over to my place the other dayand when he arrives outside the house he doesn't brakeproperly and BOOM – he hits the curb and the car flipsup and he crashes through the sunroof. He goes flyingthrough the air and smashes through my upstairs bedroomwindow.""What a horrible way to die!""No, no, he survives that; that doesn't kill him at all.He lands in my upstairs bedroom and he's all coveredin broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big oldantique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He's just dragginghimself up when BANG – this massive wardrobe comescrashing down on top of him, crushing him and breakingmost of his bones.""What a way to go! That's terrible.""No, no, that doesn't kill him; he survives that. Hemanages to get the wardrobe off him and crawls outonto the landing. He tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banisterbreaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor.In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fallon him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him and into the flooring.""Now, *that* is a most unfortunate way to go!""No, no, that doesn't kill him; he even survivesthat; he pulls himself loose. So now he's on thedownstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up onthe cooker, but latches onto a big pot of boilingwater and WHOOSH – the whole thing comes down on him and burns most of his skin off.""What a horrible death!""No, no, he survives that, too. He's lying inall that water, and he spots the phone with hisone remaining eye and tries to pull himself upto call for help, but instead he grabs the lightswitch and pulls the whole thing off the walland the water and electricity don't mix and sohe's lying there with the juice running throughhim and can't get away from it.""What an ugly way to die!""No no, he even survives *that*, then he...""Hold on now...just how the hell DID he die?""I shot him.""You shot Mike? What the hell did youshoot him for?""Well, duh! He was wrecking my house."==========Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on the kitchen shelf?A: Herb.Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who got sick on the roller coaster?A: Ralph.Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs resting on the beach?A: Sandy.Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs flying out of the ballpark?A: Homer.Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in boiling water?A: Stu.</blockquote>

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