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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4543348" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Humming SoundA mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound comingfrom her daughter's bedroom.When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with avibrator.'What are you doing?' she exclaimed.The daughter replied, 'I'm 35 and still living at home with my parentsand this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband.'Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming soundcoming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughternaked on the sofa with her vibrator.'What are you doing?' he exclaimed.The daughter replied, 'I'm 35 and still living at home with my parentsand this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband.'A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, thistime in the living room. Upon entering the room, she found her husbandwatching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.She asked, 'What are you doing?'He replied, 'Watching the game with my son-in-law.'@@@Little Johnny walks in on his grandmother having a shower. He asks herwhat is that?She replies "Oh! That is my beaver."The next day Little Johnny walks in on his mother having a shower. Hethen asks her what is that?She replies "Oh! That is my beaver."Johnny retorts "Oh! Grandma has one of those too. But, I think it isDEAD, its tongue was hanging out!"</blockquote>

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