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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4544565" data-attributes="member: 14320">A man walks into a sperm bank and declares, "I'm of royal blood and anI.Q. of 165, I'd like to make a donation". The nurse gives him a sealedcup and directs him to a private room. 20 minutes later the man hasn'tcome out, the nurse knocks on the door. "Is there a problem?""I'm so embarrassed, I used my right hand. I used my left hand. Ipoured cold water on it and hot water on it. Could you help me?"The nurse replied, "I don't usually do this but you are kinda cute..."She gets on her knees and begins to blow him."I really appreciate this, but I need help getting the cap off the jar!"-------------Two gays are driving down the street when they see a dog on the side of the road licking his prick. "I sure wish I could do that," said the one gay. To which the other replied, "Don't you think you ought to pet him first??"-------------Women don't care how big your dick is. They would, but they're too busy worrying about the size of their tits.-------------Guy takes his wife to the Doctor...The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS." "What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?" "Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't fuck her."</blockquote>

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