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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2258939" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>CHRISTIAN HUMOR</p><p></p><p>Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the</p><p>computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of</p><p>hearing all the bickering.</p><p></p><p>Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set</p><p>up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge</p><p>who does the better job."</p><p></p><p>So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.</p><p></p><p>They moused.</p><p></p><p>They faxed.</p><p></p><p>They e-mailed.</p><p></p><p>They e-mailed with attachments.</p><p></p><p>They downloaded.</p><p></p><p>They did spreadsheets!</p><p></p><p>They wrote reports.</p><p></p><p>They created labels and cards.</p><p></p><p>They created charts and graphs.</p><p></p><p>They did some genealogy reports</p><p></p><p>They did every job known to man.</p><p></p><p>Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.</p><p></p><p>Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed</p><p>across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went</p><p>off.</p><p></p><p>Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curseword known in the</p><p>underworld.</p><p></p><p>Jesus just sighed.</p><p></p><p>Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their</p><p>computers. Satan started</p><p>searching frantically, screaming:</p><p></p><p>"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"</p><p></p><p>Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past</p><p>two hours of work.</p><p></p><p>Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair!</p><p>He cheated! How</p><p>come he has all his work and I don't have any?"</p><p></p><p>God just shrugged and said,</p><p></p><p>JESUS SAVES!!</p></blockquote><p></p>

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